December 2011
53 posts
Breaking Dawn in Fifteen Minutes →
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Immortal CUM!!! LOLOL!
EDWARD [*sob*]: I’ve killed her with my virile hell-seed!
JACOB: WHY WON’T ANYONE TAKE IT OUT OF HER?!
CARLISLE: Well, we were going to, but then Bella summoned the Babytron 3000.
ROSALIE: **BABIES ARE MY PRIME DIRECTIVE**
Favorite part, right here:
You Can Google It
EMMETT: Dude, did you seriously just google “immortal cum”?
EDWARD: IMMORTALICUM!
THAT’S NOT EVEN A WORD!
EMMETT: You totally googled “immortal cum.”
EDWARD: I YAHOOED IT!
EMMETT: ahahahahahaha
November 2011
5 posts
October 2011
1 post
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September 2011
5 posts
Best of Autocorrect
I love DYAC so much!
August 2011
2 posts
July 2011
1 post
June 2011
10 posts
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May 2011
19 posts
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The moment when you hear a song and every single word perfectly describes your situation.
I'm Not Yours
Angus and Julia Stone
Artist: Angus and Julia Stone
Track: I’m Not Yours
Album: Down The Way
